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Pathan Jokes | Pathan Jokes In Urdu | Pathan Funny Jokes

Bas ker khan, Hosh ker Khan, Reham ker Khan Pathan Jokes

Pathan kay 3 bachay howe naam rakha

Hasrat Khan, Harkat Khat, Barkat Khan

Phir 3 bachy howe to unka naam rakha,

Darya Khan, Samunder Khan, Silaab Khan,

Phir 3 bachy howe To unka naam kuch u rakha,

Himmat Khan, Hosla Khan, Bardasht khan, Phir

3 oor howe is bar iski biwi nay naam rakhy.

Bas ker khan, Hosh ker Khan, Reham ker Khan,

Pathan aur Rikshaw wala Pathan Jokes

Pathan Rikshaw waly sa: Bhai station jany kay kitnay paisay lo gay.

Rikshaw wala bola: 50 ropay bhai.

Pathan Rikshaw waly sa: 20 La lo bhai?

Rikshaw wala bola: 20 main kon le ker jaye ga?

Pathan Rikshaw waly sa: Peechay betho hum le ker jain ga…

Pathan sells Man say bola Pathan Jokes

Pathan: Shart kay liye kapra dikhao.

Sells man: Plain main dikhao sir.

Pathan: Nahi helicopter main dikhao.

Khabees ka bacha Jahaan Pathan

dekha waha mazak shuro ker dety ho.

Teacher Aur Pathan Pathan Jokes

Teacher: 2 main sa 2 nikly to kia bacha?

Pathan: Hum ko sawal samjh nahi aya.

Teacher: Tumhary pass 2 rotyaan thi

Tum nay unko kha lia ab kia bacha.

Pathan: Salan…

Pathan Aur Iski Bhabhi Pathan Jokes

Ek pathan apni bhabhi ko khoub maar raha tha

Logoon nay pocha

keh tum apni bhabhi ko q mar rahy ho?

Pathan: Hamari bhabhi achi oorat nahi hai.

Logoon nay poocha tumhain kesay pata chala,

Pathan bola: OO yaraa main jis dost say bhi pochta hun

Keh tum kis say baat ker rahy ho,

Woh yahi kehta hai: Teri bhabhi say!!!

Pathan Aur Doctor Pathan Jokes

Ek pathan Doctor say: Doctor sahib mera wazan Bohut barh gya ha.

Doctor bola: Khan tum rooz 10 KM paidal chala karo.

Ek saal baad pathan nay doctor ko phone kia:

Doctor Sahib wazan to kafi kam hogya hai

mager Hum Ifghanistan pohanch gya hai,

Abhi idhar hi rukna hai ya aagy Roos nikal jao.

PAthan Ki Mehman Nawazi Pathan Jokes

Ek aadmi pathan say milnay is kay

ilaaqy main gya to pathan usy apna ilaaqa

dikhana lay gya ek jagah pathan nay mehmaan say

sa kaha yhaan neechy beth jao yahaan hamari Dushmani

hai, Mehmaan nay kaha Dushmani to tumhari hai mai q

Neechy baith jao?

Pathan bola: OO yaara!,,, Hum nau uska Mehman mara tha

Woh kehta hai hum bhi tumhara Mehman mary ga,,,”

Pathan oor Punjabi Pathan Jokes

Ek pathan nay peshawer main kalashankof ka soda kia,

Pathan: Idhar hi leni hai to 40,000 oor ager ghar pohanchwani

Hai to 100,000 ki hogi.

Punjabi: Yeh lo ek lakh oor lahore pohancha do.

Pathan: Theak hai ghar puhanch ker phone kerna.

Punjabi Ghar pohanch ker: Haan khan sahib Main ghar

Pohanch Gya hun,

Pathan: Theak hai, kalashankof tumhari gari ka neechay

Bandha howa hai utar lo.

Pathan Main tera 64 ka 64 Pathan Jokes

Pathan: Main tera 64 ka 64 daant tor du ga.

Pass khara ek punjabi bola: Khan Dant to 32

hoty hain.

Pathan: mujhy pata tha keh to bech main lazmi

boly ga tera bhi mila ker btaya hai.

2 Pathan Aur Paani ka Gilass Pathan Jokes

2 pathan paani peenay gaye to Gilas ulta pra tha.

Pehla Pathan: Is ka munh hi band hai.

Dosra Pathan: Yeh to neechy sa bhi toota howa hai.

Pathan Ka Rishta Pathan Jokes

Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya,

Ghar waloon nay dono ko akela chour dia.

Pathan: Baji aap loog kitnay behan bhai ho?

Ladki ghussa say: Pehlay 8 thay ab 9 ho gye.

Pathan nay Ladki Thukra di Pathan Jokes

punjabi ladka pathan say bola: Pathan sahib kaha jarahy ho

aaj to ap ki mangani thi.

Pathan: Hum nay mangani toor dia.

Punjabi ladka: wo q

Pathan: Woh ladki kunwari thi.

Punjabi ladka: To sai hai na.

Pathan bola: oo nai yaara jo aj tak kisi ki nai howi

Wo hamara kesay hoga?

Pathan Aur Air Hostess Pathan Jokes

Pathan Air Hostess say: Tumhari shakal Hamari

bivi say milta hai.

Airhosstes: Bakwas band karo.

Pathan: mashallah zuban bhi milta hai.

Pathan Ki bivi boli pankha band nahi karna Pathan Jokes

Pathan: Light nahi hai to kambaght pankha hi chala do!

Biwi: aakhir pathan hi hona! Aqal to hai hi nahi.

Pankha chala dia to moom batti bujh jaye gi phir andhere main

kia karo gay.

Pathan Aur Iska Dost Pathan Jokes

friend: Yaar khan sahib aj google per ja ker

Pathan Vs Sardar jokes search kerna.

Pathan: Yaara Google per ja ker kon si

Jaga search kru?

Aur tumna ye to btaya hi nahi

Ke Google per konsa Number Bus jata hai?

Pathan or Indain Ki Mazahiya Guftago Pathan Joke

Indian Pathan say,

Tumhain tairna aata hai?

Pathan: Nahi!

Indain: Tum say acha to mera kutta hai

Jo tair to leta hai.

Pathan: Tumhain terna aata hai?

Indain bola: Haa aata hai.

Pathan bola: Phir tum ma oor Kuttay main

Kia farq reh gaya.

Khan Zehar lenay gya Pathan Jokes

Ek pathan medical store per gaya oor bola:

Mujhay zehar chahiye.”

Stor wala bola: Main apko is waqt tak zehar nahi de

sakta jab tak ap kay pass ijjazat nama na ho.

Pathan nay apnay 2 nikah namy dikhaye.

Store wala bola: OO putar Khan sahib nu waddi bottel da.

Pathan Jokes | Pathan Jokes In Urdu | Pathan Funny Jokes

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