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Funny Husband Wife Dirty Jokes In Urdu
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Samajhdar Bacha Joke Urdu/Hindi
Shoher: Ek kiss karny do na—
Biwi: Nahi—-
shohar: jewelry le du ga—-
Biwi: Nahi—-
shoher: Ghar le du ga——
Bacha pass so raha tha—bola—-papa mujhy kiss kar lain—cycle le dena—-
Suhaag Raat Urdu Joke Urdu/Hindi
Sohaag raat ko bacha kamry k bahir khara darwaza k ander sorakh sa dekhraha tha
Maa: beta kia dekh rahy ho
Bacha: yaha sa ajeeb ajeeb awazain q arahi hain
Maa: beta yaha khodai ho rahi ha
Lambi Zubaan Joke
B.v: oo jee sunty ho? uper sa wo bag
utar do mera hath chota par raha ha
Shoher: koi baat nahi zabaan sa try kar lo
Jummy Ki Namaz Parh Kar Joke Urdu/Hindi
Shoher: jummy ki namaz parh ker ghar aya
to khushi sa apni b.v ko utha ker jhomny laga.
B.V: kia molvi sahib na aj romance per khutba dia ha??
Shoher: Ary nahi——nahi—-Aj molvi sahib na kaha ha—
jo shakhs dunya main apni takleef khushi khushi uthaye ga
Woh seedha jannat main jaye ga.
Khamoosh B.v Joke Urdu/Hindi
Shoher : jaj sahib mujhy talaaq chaiye meri b.v na ek saal sa mujhsa baat nahi ki
Jaj: phir soch lo esi b.v naseeb waloon ko hi milti ha
Udaas B.V Joke Urdu/Hindi
Shoher: kia baat ha tum yaha itni udaas bethi ho?
Kiaa soch rahi ho??
b.v “ koi khaas baat nahi mager kuch dino sa mujhy ya pareshani
sata rahi ha keh akhir meri koshishoon ma kaha kasar reh gayi ha
k tum shadi k itna saloon k baad bhi muskara lete ho?
Tum Hi To Dunya Ho Joke Urdu/Hindi
Shoher : Ma tum sa bohut pyaar karta hun.
B.v : To kia main apsa pyarr nahi karti?MAin tu tumare liye poori dunya sa lar sakti hoon.
Shoher : Lakin tum to sara din mujhsa larti rehti ho?
B.v: Tum hi to meri saari dunya hoo….
Mazloom Shoher Joke Urdu/Hindi
Ek saahib ki bv foot hogyiek khatoon un sa milna ayi or boli.
main ap ki bv ki bohut qareebi saheelihun kia mujhy
uski koi nishani mil sakti ha?
Mard na ansoo bhari ankhain uper utha ker kah:
kia mujhsa kaam chal jaye ga:??
Soch Main Farq Dirty Jokes In Urdu
Mian B.v apnay kamry ma khamoosh bethy thy.
B.V ki soch:
Kia yeh mujhsa baatain nahi kar rahy.
Kia ye dosri shadi k bare main soch rahy hainkia ye kisi
or ko chahty hainkia main mooti ho gyi hoon.
Shoher ki soch: Ager is sa baat ki to kahi paisa hi na maang le.
Sheetan Bhi Khoof Karta Hai joke
Baaz oortyain esa khana pakati hain k shetaan
un ka shohar k tarly kar raha hota ha.
“tenu khuda da wasta ae bismillah
parh lainnai te menu khana peena ae”
Samajhdar B.V Joke Urdu/Hindi
Shoher apni bv sa: jaan aj bohut pyaari lag rahi ho.
B.V :chup ker k soo jawo tanki main paani nahi ha.
Tharki Shoher Joke Urdu/Hindi
Market main ek oorat ko dono hathoon per
Mehandi lagwana k baad yaad aya k woh car per akeli aya ha.
wapis Ghar kesa Jaye gi pareshan Khari the k achanak us k
paroosina usy pehchaan lia or us ki car ma usy gher chour dia
ghar pohanchaty hi usy Yaad aya k wo apni car or bv ko to market ma chour aya!!!
Ran Mureed joke
B.v : shukar ha ap sahi salamt ghar wapis agye
Shoher : Q kia howa ?
B.v : Bahir gali main bohhut shoor tha loog kehrahy thy ke koi ran maureed gatar main gir gya ha
Shohar : uFFFFF!!! fitty Mu tera Wo ran mureed nahi
“Rana Mureed” tha
Khooti Pakki Ae Khoti Joke Urdu/Hindi
Ek oorat nay hirni ka gosht pakaya
lakin bachoon ko uska naam nahi btaya keh yeh kis ka gosht ha
oor ishra deta howe boli yeh woh ha jo tmare papa mujhy pyar sa bulty thy
achanak ek bacha zoor sa chalya“oye na khan khoti paki ae khoti”
Dost Pathan Sa Bola Joke Urdu/Hindi
Tu apni bv ke sath kapry dho raha ha
tujhy sharam nahi ati—–
Pathan bola: is ma sharam ki kia baat ha
woh bhi to mera sath khana banwati ha.
Mukhtalif Tarika Dirty Jokes In Urdu
Larka: Mujhy tum sa pyar ha
Larki: Koi mukhtalif tareeka istemal karo
Larka: Kia tumare janaza k kafan dafan ka
haq mere bachoon ko mil sakta ha?
Larki: Lakh Di lanat
Expiry Date Joke Urdu/Hindi
Ek admi sara din apna nikah nama…
ulta seedha ker k dekh rah tha…
akhir uski bv na tang aker…ussy pocha k yeh ap kia ker rahy ho?
to admi bola main iski expiry date…
dhond raha hun kambakhat mil hi nahi rahi….
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