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Samajhdar Bacha Joke Urdu/Hindi

Shoher:            Ek kiss karny do na—

Biwi:           Nahi—-

shohar:             jewelry le du ga—-

Biwi:          Nahi—-

shoher:            Ghar le du ga——

Bacha pass soraha tha—bola—-papa mujhy kiss kar lain—cycle le dena—-

Samajhdar Bacha Joke

Suhaag Raat Urdu Joke Urdu/Hindi

Sohaag raat ko bacha kamry k bahir khara darwaza k ander sorakh  sa dekhraha tha

Maa:         beta kia dekh rahy ho

Bacha:         yaha sa ajeeb ajeeb awazain q arahi hain

Maa:         beta yaha khodai ho rahi ha

Lambi Zubaan Joke

B.v:       oo jee sunty ho? uper sa wo bag              

utar do mera hath chota par raha ha

Shoher:               koi baat nahi zabaan sa try kar lo

Jummy Ki Namaz Parh Kar Joke Urdu/Hindi

Shoher:              jummy ki namaz parh ker ghar aya

to khushi sa apni b.v ko utha ker jhomny laga.

B.V:        kia molvi sahib na aj romance per khutba dia ha??

Shoher:              Ary nahi——nahi—-Aj molvi sahib na kaha ha—

jo shakhs dunya main apni takleef khushi khushi uthaye ga Woh seedha jannat main jaye ga.

Khamoosh B.v Joke Urdu/Hindi

Shoher :               jaj sahib mujhy talaaq chaiye meri b.v na ek saal sa mujhsa baat nahi ki

Jaj:        phir soch lo esi b.v naseeb waloon ko hi milti ha

Udaas B.V Joke Urdu/Hindi

Shoher:                kia baat ha tum yaha itni udaas bethi ho?/ Kiaa soch rahi ho??

b.v “       koi khaas baat nahi mager kuch dino sa mujhy ya pareshani sata rahi ha keh akhir meri koshishoon makaha kasar reh gayi hak tum shadi k itna saloon k baad bhi muskura lete ho?

Tum Hi To Dunya Ho Joke Urdu/Hindi

Shoher :            Ma tum sa bohut pyaar karta hun.

B.v :       To kia main apsa pyarr nahi karti?MAin tu tumare liye poori dunya sa lar sakti hoon.

Shoher :             Lakin tum to sara din mujhsa larti rehti ho?

B.v:         Tum hi to meri saari dunya hoo….

Mazloom Shoher Joke Urdu/Hindi

        Ek saahib ki bv foot hogyiek khatoon  un sa milna ayi or boli.

main ap ki bv ki bohut qareebi saheelihun kia mujhy

uski koi nishani mil sakti ha?

Mard na ansoo bhari ankhain uper utha ker kah:

          kia mujhsa kaam chal jaye ga:??

Soch Main Farq Dirty Jokes In Urdu

Mian B.v apnay kamry ma khamoosh bethy thy.

B.V ki soch:            

Kia yeh mujhsa baatain nahi kar rahy.

Kia ye dosri shadi k bare main soch rahy hainkia ye kisi

or ko chahty hainkia main mooti ho gyi hoon.

Shoher ki soch:          Ager is sa baat ki to kahi paisa hi na maang le.

Sheetan Bhi Khoof Karta Hai joke

Baaz oortyain esa khana pakati hain k shetaan

un ka shohar k tarly kar raha hota ha.

“tenu khuda da wasta ae bismillah

parh lainnai te menu khana peena ae”

Samajhdar B.V Joke Urdu/Hindi

Shoher apni bv sa:               jaan aj bohut pyaari lag rahi ho.

B.V :chup ker k soo jawo tanki main paani nahi ha.

Tharki Shoher Joke Urdu/Hindi

Market main ek oorat ko dono hathoon per

Mehandi lagwana k baad yaad aya k woh car per akeli aya ha.

wapis Ghar kesa Jaye gi pareshan Khari the k achanak us k

paroosina usy pehchaan lia or us ki car ma usy gher chour dia

ghar pohanchaty hi usy Yaad aya k wo apni car or bv ko to market ma chour aya!!!

Ran Mureed joke

B.v :         shukar ha ap sahi salamt ghar wapis agye 

Shoher :             Q kia howa ?

B.v :       Bahir gali main bohhut shoor tha loog kehrahy thy ke koi ran maureed gatar main gir gya ha

Shohar :              uFFFFF!!! fitty Mu tera Wo ran mureed nahi 

“Rana Mureed” tha

Khooti Pakki Ae Khoti Joke Urdu/Hindi

Ek oorat nay hirni ka gosht pakaya

lakin bachoon ko uska naam nahi btaya keh yeh kis ka gosht ha

oor ishra deta howe boli yeh woh ha jo tmare papa mujhy pyar sa bulty thy

achanak ek bacha zoor sa chalya“oye na khan khoti paki ae khoti”

Dost Pathan Sa Bola Joke Urdu/Hindi

                                     Tu apni bv ke sath kapry dho raha ha

tujhy sharam nahi ati—–

Pathan bola:                    is ma sharam ki kia baat ha

woh bhi to mera sath khana banwati ha.

Mukhtalif Tarika Dirty Jokes In Urdu

Larka:              Mujhy tum sa pyar ha

Larki:              Koi mukhtalif tareeka istemal karo

Larka:              Kia tumare janaza k kafan dafan ka             

haq mere bachoon ko mil sakta ha?

Larki:               Lakh Di lanat

Expiry Date Joke Urdu/Hindi

Ek admi sara din apna nikah nama…

ulta seedha ker k dekh rah tha…

akhir uski bv na tang aker…ussy pocha k yeh ap kia ker rahy ho?

to admi bola main iski expiry date…

dhond raha hun kambakhat mil hi nahi rahi….

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