Very Funny Jokes In Hindi

Very Funny Jokes In Hindi/Urdu For Whatsapp

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Kajoo oor Badaam | Very Funny Jokes In Hindi


Ek Oorat Bus walay ko rooz
kajoo oor badam
khanay ko deti thi,
Bus wala: Ama aap mujhy rooz yeh q deti hain?
OOrat: Beta dant to rahy nahi
Choos ker phenk deena acha nahi lagta.

Tesri class ka bacha | Very Funny Jokes In Hindi

Medam: Main apko kesa lagta hun?
Medum: so sweet Bohut piyare lagty ho.

Bacha: to phir main apne ami abo ko ap ke ghar bhejoon.

Medam: Woh Q?

Bacha: kion ka wohi hamari baat ko agy barha sakty hain.

Medam: Yeh kia bakwas hai?

Bacha: Tuition perhny ke liye medam

Aap bhi na kasam se T.V dekh dekh ker kharab ho gyi hain.

Jaan Tum khirki se nikal jao Joke

Ustad: Admi ki jaan kaha se nikalti hai?

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Shagerd: Khirki se—–

Ustad: woh kesa?

Shagird: Kal jab ami ne bazaar se ghar

Aaker ghanti bajai To abo ne aunty se kha keh

Jaan Tum Khirki se nikal jao.

TEACHER OOR BACHA Joke

Teacher: Is shair ki tashreeh karo,

“( Yeh kitabain Yeh kamrah Oor tanhai

Ek udaasi se hai her so chaai)”

Bacha: Is sheer main Shair ki dait sheet agyi hai

Oor usy Moot per rahi hai Parhaty howe…

Washing Machine se Illaj Joke

Ek pagal khany main ek sahafi ne doctor se Poocha:

“aap Kis tarha pehvhanty hain keh kon Zehni mareez hai,

Oor Kon Nahi?

Doctor: Hum ek washing machine ko paani se poora bhar

deta hainOor mareez Ko ek chamach, ek gillas oor ek balti

De ker kehty hain keh woh washing machine khali kary”

Sahafi: Ary wah! Bohut Achay matlab jo normal shakhs hota

hoga kion ka woh chammach oor gillas se bari hoti hai”

Doctor: G Nahi! normal shakhs washing machine me lage hoe

drain switch ko daba ker machine ko khali kerta hai.

Aap bed number 39 per jain takay hum apka poora checkup

kar sakain oor ager aap ne bhi baalti hi socha tha to

barahe meharbani bed no 40 per jain.”

Also, Check It:

Biwi apney shoher se: Tum to kehty thy

keh shadi ke baad bhi mujhy bohut piyaar

karoo gy.

Shoher: to mujhy kia pata tha ke meri shadi

Tumhare sath hi ho jye gi.

Bacha Apni Borhi Dadi Se Joke

Bacha apni dadi se: Dadi kia hum hamesha 5 hi rahain gy?

Aap main Ami Abo Oor baji.

Dadi: nahi jab tumhari shadi ho jaye gi to hum 6 ho jain gy

Bacha: Phir Jab baji ki shadi ho jaye gi hum 5 reh jain gy.

Dadi piyaar se: Phir jab tumara beta ho jaye ga hum phir

se 6 ho jain gy.

Bacha: Phir jab aap foat ho jain gi to hum

phir se 5 ho jain gay.

Dadi Ghussa Se: Lakh Di Lanat Tere Hissab Te Soo Ja Chup Ker Ke.

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Radio OOr Akhbaar main Faraq Joke

Pathan Se kisi Ne Poocha

Radio Or Akhbar Main Kia Faraq hai?

Pathan: Bohut Sochne ke Baad

Baat Hai Samjhne ki

Ab Redio main aap rootiaan

To nahi lappait sakty na???

Toottla Larka OOr Tottli Larki Joke

Maan Apney totley betay se: AAj rishtay ke liye ja rahy hain,

Wahaan tum bolna nahi.

Beta: Theak Hai.

Larki Waloon key ghar larki jab chaye le ker ayi.

Lakra Chaye Peetay Howe Bola.

“Haye Daram Daram Hai”

Larki Bhi Foran Boli:

Foot Mar Foot…

“Sorry” Joke

Ek Ajeeb Lafaz Hai “SORRY”

Banda Kahy To Ghussa Khatam

Doctor Kahy To Banda Khatam.

Shadi OOr Bijli Ki Taar Joke

Shadi Bijli Ki Taar Ki Tarah Hoti hai.

Sahi Jud Jaye to

Sari Zindagi Roshan

Oor Ager ghalat Jud Jaye To

Zindagi Phar Jhatkay.

Ek Charsi Qaburastan main,,, Joke

Ek Charsi Qaburastan main cigrate pee raha tha.

Police agayi to charsi ne charas chuppa di.

Police” Kia Ker Rahy Ho.

Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apney Walid Ke liye dua ker raha hun.

Police: Yeh To Kisis choty Bachy ki qabar hai.

Charsi: Walid Sahib Bachpan Main Hi Foat Ho Gyye thy.

Jaj Sahib Mujhy Talaaq Chaiye Joke

Shoher: Jaj Sahib Mujhy Talaaq Chaiye,

Meri Biwi Ne Ek saal Se

Mujh Se Baat Nahi ki…

Jaj: Phir Soch Lo! Esi Biwi

Naseeb Waloon Ko Milti Hai.

Hamara Dupatta Joke

Shoher: Main Tang Agya Hun Hoon!

Tum hamesha Mera Ghar. Meri Car, Mera Mera

kerti rehti ho! Kabhi hamara bhi kaha karo!

Ab Almari main kia dhondh rahi ho?

Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.

Larki Boli Galley Milty Hain Joke

Ek Larki Darzi ki Dukan Per Gayi Or Boli…

Kia Yaha Gallay milty hain?

Darzi khary ho ker bola:

Bismillah G…

Milty to nahi hain, mager aap kehti hain

To mil lete hain.

Shadi Ki Taqreeb Main Jin Agya Joke

Shadi Ki taqreeb main Jin agya.

Jin ko dekhty hi larkioon ki chekhain nikal gayi.

Ek baba ne larkioon ko wazzo kerny ko kaha.

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Larkiaan wazzo ker ke aye to…

Jin Ki Chekhain Nikal Gayi.

OOrat Or Ek Faqeer Joke

Signal per ek car ruki to ek faqeer mangnay agya.

Car main bethi OOrat Boli:

“Tumhari Shakal Kuch Jaani Pehchani Lagti Hai”

Faqqer Bola:

“Madam We Are Friends On Facebook”

Shadi Shuda Hone Ki Nishani Joke

Ghussa ka Ana Mard hone ki nishani hai.

Oor GHussa Ko Pee Jana

Shadi Shuda Hone Ki Nishani hai.

Molvi Or Murghey ka Leg Peas Joke

Molvi Sahib Ne Dekha

Baryani Main Bara Sa Leg Pees Dosri Taraf Hai.

To Thaal Ghumma Ker Apni Taraf ker lia.

Kisi Ne Pocha

Molvi Sahib Ye Kia Hai?

Molvi SahiB Boley:

Murghey Ke Paoon Ki Qibley Ki Taraf Thy…

Bareking News!!! Joke

Bareking News!!

Ek Khaas Waqia

Sahiwal main ek bacha peeda howa

jis ka wazan 25 KG tha. 15 Mint ke baad woh

Khara Hogya , 2 Din ke baad wo dorne lag gya

oor 25 din ke baad is ka wazan 50 KG ho gya

Yeh Ek sacha Waqia Hai.

Kionka

Yeh bacha

Bhens ka tha

Ghoor se parhny ka shukria.

Shadi Ki raat shoher pareshan ho gya

Shadi Ki raat shoher pareshan ho gya

Keh Bivi se kia boly!!!

Akhir wo bola: Aap ke ghar waloon ko maloom

hai keh aap yaha mera sath hai???

Siraf BV Ka Naam Yaad Hai Joke

Doctor Ne Mareez Ki Memory wash ke key Poocha:

Batao, tumhain kuch yaad araha hai?

Mareez: Siraf BV ka naam yaad hai.

Doctor: Sub kuch format hogya

lekin virus nahi gaya…

Very Funny Jokes In Hindi For Whatsapp

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