AEW has fairly the week forward with three, sure THREE exhibits in 4 days and we’re kicking the week off scorching with a pair of title matches on Dynamite! Let’s see what’s on faucet:
- Keith Lee & Swerve Strickland vs. Group Taz (Powerhouse Hobbs & Ricky Starks)
- Eddie Kingston, Santana, & Ortiz vs. The Jericho Appreciation Society (Chris Jericho, Daniel Garcia, & Jake Hager)
- MJF vs. Shawn Dean
- CM Punk vs. Penta
- AEW World Tag Group Titles: Jurassic Specific (c) vs. reDragon
- Ring of Honor Tv Title: Minoru Suzuki (c) vs. Samoa Joe
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AEW Dynamite 4/13/2022 Outcomes
For all intents and functions, this can be a PPV card tonight. What a present tonight we’ve obtained coming from the UNO Lakefront Enviornment in New Orleans, Louisiana!
Match #1. CM Punk vs. Penta Oscuro w/ Alex Abrahantes
The group is scorching, and the gang is break up proper down the center right here. Each males begin throwing HAYMAKER PANCAKERS within the heart of the ring and Excalibur references Frye and Takayama. PRIDE NEVER DIE. Penta with a superkick early however Punk eats it and heads to the highest with a lucha model arm drag. Punk appears for the GTS means too early and Penta rolls by right into a kneebar. Punk escapes and sends him face first into the highest turnbuckle. Punk with a rising knee within the nook however Penta fights out with a pair of slingblades for a two depend. Penta sends Punk outdoors however Punk will get the higher hand and hits a suicide dive. Punk rolls Penta in and goes for the quilt… will get a two depend. Vertical suplex by Punk. Punk slowing issues down right here and wrenching on Penta’s face. Penta reverses an Irish whip within the nook and catches Punk climbing as much as the highest with a head kick. Penta follows Punk up prime and each males are in no man’s land right here. Punk slips off the highest rope whereas going for a hurricanrana and he’s clutching at his left knee. Penta with an Irish whip however Punk can’t put any stress on the knee and crumbles to the ground. Penta places Punk on the highest rope, however Punk reverses it, places Penta up prime, and hits the hurricanrana! Crowd is firmly behind Punk right here regardless of the slip. Punk with a rising knee strike and he’s searching for the GTS. Punk can’t get Penta up, however Penta rolls by and appears to snap Punk’s arm! Punk fights out and locks within the Anaconda Vice, however Penta will get to the ropes. Each males are on the apron and we’re exchanging strikes. Punk blocks a Worry Issue try on the apron and appears for a piledriver of his personal however Penta blocks! Punk with a excessive kick and Penta rolls again within the ring. Springboard clothesline by Punk, adopted by a rising knee and a brief arm clothesline. Punk alerts for the GTS! Penta blocks the GTS! Leg lure, Worry Issue blocked! Excessive kick by Punk blocked, superkick by Penta! Springboard by Penta however Punks catches him! GTS! One, two, three! Heck of a displaying by each males right here and the followers are on their ft for CM Punk, who’s one step nearer to the AEW title match, methinks.
Winner: CM Punk
The Jericho Appreciation Society exhibits up in an airplane, and Daniel Garcia is sporting a tank prime and a Kangol. That is super. Kingston, Santana, and Ortiz are right here of their automotive they usually mentioned it was on sight! LAX dump Parker and Menard out of their automotive, and their sneakers have been stolen. NY IS BACK, BABY.
Match #2. AEW World Tag Group Titles: Jurassic Specific (c) vs. reDRagon
Jungle Boy and Bob Fish begin. Fish takes management early with some strikes and makes the tag to Kyle. Jungle Boy shortly will get the tag to Luchasaurus who makes KOR pay with some strikes within the nook. Luchasaurus misses an enormous boot and KOR assaults the knee with some inside leg kicks. Luchasaurus to the skin and Bobby Fish delivers two dragon screw leg whips earlier than rolling him again inside. Thai clinch and knee by Bob who push kicks Luchasaurus right into a leg kick by KOR from behind. Fairly nice tag work right here. KOR with a straight ankle lock as Bob hits the skin in senton. Luchasaurus with a headbutt and he makes the tag to Jungle Boy who is available in like a home of fireside. Comeback lariat by Jungle Boy on KOR and reDRagon get dumped to the skin. Tope suicida by Jungle Boy. Make that two. reDRagon get out of the best way however there’s Luchasaurus with a moonsault off the apron. My feed buffered for a second and KOR is accountable for Jungle Boy in the midst of the ring. Arm ringer by KOR and a tag to Bob. Bob with wrist management right here and a few heavy strikes. Fast tag again to KOR who delivers some floor and pound from knee on stomach. Snapmare from KOR and a prime wrist lock. Jungle Boy will get up and hits the ropes however KOR rolls by right into a straight arm bar. Jungle Boy floats over for the quilt however solely two. KOR retains arm management however Jungle Boy flips out into an arm drag and makes the tag to Luchasaurus. “Lizard Man” cleans home and delivers a German suplex to KOR, a tail whip to Bob, and a double clothesline to each males. Double chokeslam from Luchasaurus to reDRagon and a standing moonsault to KOR! One, two, no! Jungle Boy is in and a double crew diving elbow/aspect stroll slam will get an extended two depend! Blind tag by Kyle who is available in and delivers a double arm float over, Bob grabs the legs, double arm DDT adopted by an assisted wheelbarrow suplex! They want a reputation for that. Lengthy two depend! Straight arm bar by KOR to Jungle Boy however he JUST makes it to the ropes. Jungle Boy perched up prime however Luchasaurus is available in and grabs KOR searching for the Doomsday Gadget! KOR grabs a diving guillotine choke on Luchasaurus as Bob Fish hits an avalanche falcon arrow from the highest rope OVER KOR AND LUCHASAURUS! What a spot! One, two, NO! All 4 males are standing within the heart of the ring exchanging blows! Rolling elbow by KOR however Jungle Boy springs off of Luchasaurus right into a spinning DDT! Jungle Boy grabs Bobby Fish and hit their assisted sit out powerbomb combo (the Monster Mafia end!) to Bobby Fish for the three depend! What a match!
Winners: Jurassic Specific
KOR grabbed the chair and laid out Luchasaurus and Jungle Boy from behind, then proceeded to parade across the ring with the title. Nice stuff. Right here’s FTR! reDRagon and FTR get right into a confrontation on the doorway means and who and the place do I ship my cash to if I need to see this?
Tony Schiavone is within the again with Toni Storm and Jamie Hayter. Hayter says she’s going to interrupt Toni’s face. Toni walks away.
Match #3. MJF vs. Shawn Dean
MJF is a “boil on the ass of life” in keeping with JR. MJF can’t get his jacket unzipped and the referee is making an attempt to assist him. Oh wait, sure he can, as he assaults Dean from behind. MJF Irish whips Dean into the turnbuckle and… uh oh. The massive display screen is displaying a bunch of safety specified by the again, I feel we all know what which means. Crowd chants “We Need Wardlow!” MJF tosses Dean to the skin and beats on him earlier than rolling him again into the ring. MJF leans on the apron and from behind… right here’s Wardlow! Wardlow chases MJF by the ring and Spears hits Wardlow with a chair from behind. No impact. Safety intervenes and Wardlow lays out about 40 dudes in a row, together with powerbombing one poor soul on the apron. 7. 8. The referee is counting, however Wardlow and a military of safety are in the best way! MJF grabs the mic and says he’ll triple Bryce Remsberg’s pay if he doesn’t depend to 10. 9… 10! Shawn Dean will get ANOTHER win over MJF. Actually all angle, however the crowd ate it up, Wardlow is a famous person, and that was entertaining.
Winner: Shawn Dean
MJF runs into the ring to assault Bryce however Shawn Spears stops him. Wardlow is within the again and grabs the digicam to let MJF know he received’t cease till he will get launched from MJF’s contract.
Darby Allin says he desires to place a nail in the entire thing, and challenges Andrade to a coffin match!
Malakai Black says if you happen to rip open his throat you’ll discover a darkish abyss of razorblades. Black says he desires you all to be afraid of the shadows. The home all the time win.
Match #4. Eddie Kingston, Santana, & Ortiz vs. The Jericho Appreciation Society (Jericho, Hager, & Garcia)
The JAS has ripped off the “probably the most acknowledged image in sport’s leisure” and it’s excellent for them. The group nonetheless sings Judas. Eddie Kingston is sporting a “Thump” shirt in New Orleans as an homage to the Junk Yard Canine. Completely unreal. Ortiz is carrying Parker’s sneakers round his neck. Jericho begins by giving the finger to everybody after which finishes with displaying Santana who’s primary. Santana hits him with a proper hand and hits ten mounted punches within the nook adopted by an enormous boot. Each males buying and selling chops within the heart of the ring with Santana getting the higher of it. Santana with a double leg contained in the ring as Ortiz and Kingston assault the remainder of the JAS on the skin. Again within the ring, Jericho will get Irish whipped into an STO by Eddie. Ortiz will get the tag however Jericho goes low and takes again management. Hager is in, double crew flap jack to Ortiz. Eddie is outdoors attacking Garcia as a result of that’s what Eddie does. Hager picks up Ortiz and slams him to the mat. Tag to Garcia with some floor and pound to Ortiz. Fast tag to Jericho who lands a again suplex earlier than we head to business break. Again from business and Ortiz hits an enormous clothesline on Jericho and he must make the tag… and he does! Eddie is in and he’s taking everybody out. Butterfly suplex to Garcia and a Ghetto Blaster to Hager! Fast tag to Santana who hits the three amigos on Garcia! Santana up prime… frog splash! Crowd chants “Eddie! Eddie! Eddie!” Two depend to Garcia! Eddie is in and machine gun chops within the nook! Fast tag to Ortiz and a leg drop off the second rope. Eddie Kingston with a tope suicida to Hager on the skin! Right here come Menard and Parker however Ortiz takes care of them with a cannonball by the center rope! Ortiz is in and hits Garcia with a t-bone suplex! Eddie searching for the backfist however Jericho cracks him with the bat from behind, unbeknownst to referee Aubrey. Garcia covers and that’s all she wrote. One other actually enjoyable match, all of those guys have nice chemistry collectively. This story is nowhere close to over.
Winners: Jericho Appreciation Society
JAS beats down Santana, Ortiz, and Kingston after the match. Judas Impact to Ortiz because the JAS stand tall.
Alex Marvez is within the again with MJF, Shawn Spears, and Mark Sterling. MJF says Wardlow goes to be put to work, and one of the best ways to slaughter a pig is with a Butcher. MJF palms a wad of money to Andrade’s assistant, and right here’s the Butcher.
Match #5. Marina Shafir vs. Skye Blue
Skye Blue goes for a guillotine choke early and Shafir dumps her on the mat ruthlessly. Stiff elbows from Shafir and it appears like this one received’t final lengthy. Pump deal with overhead throw by Shafir, as Shafir will get distracted by the Baddie Part! Skye Blue appears for the roll up however Shafir kicks out at two. Shafir rolls by, grabs a leg lock but additionally a straight arm bar as Blue faucet shortly.
Winner: Marina Shafir
Lexi is within the again with Hook who’s interrupted by Mark Sterling and Tony Nese. Nese says Hook was handed his sucess however he’s not searching for a battle. Danhausen makes an attempt to curse Hook once more however Hook tosses a medication ball at him and he sells it properly.
Ethan Web page, Scorpio Sky, and Dan Lambert are right here and at Battle of the Belts, Sammy Guevara will get his TNT title shot.
Match #6. Group Taz (Ricky Starks & Powerhouse Hobbs) vs. Swerve Strickland & Keith Lee
Starks is from NOLA and he will get a hero’s welcome right here. Keith Lee and Swerve are getting an enormous response too. Everybody on this match is tremendous over and it makes for a very enjoyable environment. Hobbs and Swerve begin and that is going to be quick. Hobbs with an enormous shoulder block to start out, adopted by a fallaway slam. Keith Lee sluggish claps on the apron. Starks is in and the gang loves it. Starks walks the ropes a la the Undertaker however hits a number of dance strikes as he does it. Flying shoulder block by Starks and Swerve is down. Swerve bounces off the ropes as he defies gravity and hits a tieras (did I spell that proper?) and an enormous dropkick. Swerve holds Starks palms up as Lee delivers a double chop to the chest that BOOMS. Diving European uppercut to Starks for a lower than one depend. Hobbs is available in however will get dumped to the skin. Starks will get dumped to the skin. Swerve goes up prime and walks the rope and hits a MOONSAULT OFF OF KEITH LEE TO THE OUTSIDE. That’s like that viral Tyler Black spot the place he moonsaulted off the fan at ringside, however higher, as we head to commercia. Getting back from business and Starks hits a dropkick off the center rope to Swerve, then tags in Hobbs. Hobbs slowing the match down (WRESTLING!) and grounds Swerve. Swerve fights out of the nook and low bridges Hobbs, however Hobbs is again in to forestall the tag. Hobbs pops Swerve up, dropkick by Swerve! Lee is in! Lee beats on Starks within the nook, leap frogs Hobbs from behind, after which tosses Starks on to Hobbs! Starks will get pinballed between Swerve and Lee as he eats elbows from each side. Swerve tosses Starks outisde and hits a pump kick. Swerve appears for the rolling thunder flat liner however Starks hits a spear in mid air! Starks with the charging flipping DDT! One, two, NO! Swerve barely will get out. Swerve it on prime and tosses him off as Lee hits him with a POUNCEEEE in mid air! Hobbs is in to interrupt up the pin as we now have an enormous faceoff between Lee and Hobbs! Taz is out as the world ERUPTS in an ECW chant! Hobbs tosses Swerve off the highest rope as Starks hits Lee with a hurricanrana! Starks up prime and hits a diving spear off the second rope to Keith Lee! Swerve is up prime and hits a frog splash to interrupt up the depend! Hobbs avalanches Swerve within the nook! Lee with a again elbow as he hits the ropes, Taz journeys him up! Lee stumbles instantly in to a spinebuster by Hobbs! One, two, three! Wow! What a match!
Winners: Group Taz (Powerhouse Hobbs & Ricky Stars)
Thunder Rosa is within the again as Nyla and Vickie current her a cake for the world’s shortest title reign. Rosa shoves the cake in Rose’s face they usually brawl within the again.
Match #7. Ring of Honor Tv Title: Minoru Suzuki (c) vs. Samoa Joe
Think about a 12 months in the past somebody advised you that Samoa Joe can be wrestling Minoru Suzuki for the Ring of Honor TV title on AEW Dynamite? Jay Deadly and Sonjay Dutt are at ringside. MURDER GRANDPA. THE KING. KAZE NI NARE. I’M SO EXCITED. Suzuki simply defeated Rhett Titus at Supercard of Honor to win the title. Bobby Cruise on commentary. This feels proper. Each males are simply chopping the hell out of one another to start out and that’s how this HAD to start out. Suzuki is laughing! Suzuki eats a knife edge. Joe eats an overhand. Suzuki’s chest is hamburger. Joe’s chest is hamburger. We’re a minute into this match. Suzuki eats about 5 in a row and he’s HAPPY! Suzuki fires again! Joe fires again! Joe switches to forearms and Suzuki staggers. Now Suzuki throws his elbows. Joe’s collarbone space is purple. Suzuki hits the ropes and Joe hits a working shoulder block and the place completely erupts. Suzuki rolls to the apron and Joe follows, however Suzuki traps the arm and locks in an armbar excessive rope! He’s obtained til 5, ref! Each males proceed their trade on the skin of the ring. The depend is getting shut to 10 and we now have a gents’s settlement to roll inside collectively. Suzuki takes benefit of the state of affairs and locks in a Fujiwara arm bar, with a wrist lock! Suzuki switches to a far arm bar with the opposite arm trapped! Joe is in hassle, however his foot BARELY reaches the rope. Joe fights out with some massive headbutts! Powerbomb will get a two depend! Joe holds the leg and locks in a single leg, no, STF! Joe’s obtained Suzuki locked in an STF within the heart of the ring! Suzuki is combating in direction of the ropes and he adjusts, virtually right into a Regal Stretch. Suzuki makes use of his hips and will get to the underside rope. Irish whip by Suzuki adopted by an enormous boot. Snapmare adopted by a soccer kick to the chest. Suzuki appears for a Gotch model piledriver, stops, and screams “yet another time!” Suzuki lets Joe go they usually’re again to buying and selling! Suzuki ultimately geese below and locks within the rear bare choke, however Joe again suplexes his means out of it. Joe hits the ropes however Suzuki follows with an enormous dropkick. Suzuki searching for the Gotch model once more however he’s struggling to hook the palms. Joe backs Suzuki into the nook and he’s searching for the Muscle Buster! Suzuki tries to lock within the straight arm bar, however Joe fights by. Muscle Buster! One, two, three! Joe’s accomplished it, he’s beat Minoru Suzuki!
Winner & New Ring of Honor TV Champion: Samoa Joe
Deadly and Dutt are right here and congratulate Joe on the title. They’ve a gift for Joe! The lights exit, they arrive again on, and it’s Satnam Singh. Singh has apparently been working with Sonjay on the AEW coaching heart. All three males beat down Samoa Joe as Deadly hits the Deadly Injection. Dutt drapes the title over Joe as we fade to black.
Closing Ideas: This was a PPV caliber card on paper, and it delivered much more than anticipated. Excellent wrestling matches (Joe/Suzuki, Jurassic/reDRagon, six man, Punk/Penta), enjoyable storylines (Wardlow/MJF), and virtually no time to catch your breath. I feel AEW must retire the lights out gimmick for some time, particularly because the very finish of the present fell form of flat with no one, together with myself, recognizing Satnam Singh. I’m hoping he’s not one other Omos that simply will get thrown within the highlight as a consequence of his measurement, however solely time will inform. 9.25/10.